A man did not like this site

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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