Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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you will like this because i am black.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Corn Muffins

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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