- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

like most people my age. im 27

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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