- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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