- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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