- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

I'm tired.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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