What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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