- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

there once was a black man who played basketball

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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