- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Blacks

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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