roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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