- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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