- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

race-car = rac-ecar

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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