What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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