what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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