- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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