- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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