- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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