- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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