- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Knock, knock. Come in.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

diarrhea.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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