- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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