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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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