I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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