- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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