- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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