You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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