whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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