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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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