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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

you will like this because i am black.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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