- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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