- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why do fat people commit suicide

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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