- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why do fat people commit suicide

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