Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's worse than this That :(

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

penis. nuff said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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