- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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