Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

asians have slitted eyes lol

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

angelo snyder is not ga

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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