Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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