- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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