- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Apple hates Blackberry.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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