How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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