- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Jimmy Saville

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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