- Anti Joke

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs