- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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