roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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