- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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