- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A baby seal walks into a club.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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