- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

the WNBA.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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