- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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