- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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