- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Balls

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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