what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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