- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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