- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's your blood type? Red.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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