- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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