- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

knock,knock you suck

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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