Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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bangers and mash?

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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