a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A house comes around the corner.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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