- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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