- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

knock,knock you suck

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A man did not like this site

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.