Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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