what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A black man walks out of a police station

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

whats white jizz

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

I am a mime

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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