- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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