it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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