- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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