- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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