What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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