what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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