- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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