Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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12 in general

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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