- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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