- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Obama lin Baden.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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