- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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