Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

13 =B you just learned something

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

race-car = rac-ecar

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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