- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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