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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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