Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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