It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

You should read the Terms of Service.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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