Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

this website is a bad joke

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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