Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Anti Joke

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