Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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