- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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