- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

^ That's not even funny ^

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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